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Pineapple tarts from the Kissing Lane

 

“Good morning Sir, I am coming to your house to give you some pineapple tarts.” Martin Theseira message me at 8:33 am on Thursday 21 September 2023. I was walking towards Praya Lane from Ah Chew Coffee Shop and did not hear the notification sound. By 9:05 am, the first photograph captured is Bernard Sta Maria’s residence. (On Apple iPhone 14 The shot is on Ultra Wide Camera – 13 mm with focal length 2.2, ISO 40, 1/159s)



Bernard Sta Maria's Residence

“I am at your house” Martin Theseira message again at 9:25 am. Knowing that his message was not read, Martin Theseira made a whatsapp audio call to me to find out whereabouts am I. Martin Theseira’s car rumbles from rear of the Kissing Lane through high walls on both sides.

 

“Pineapple tarts for you” and he drove away to shop for groceries with his sister.


What I first love most about the pineapple tarts is who I share it with. Before doing anything else, I shared the below photograph with Siu Siu, my wife.

 


Eager or strongly wanting to know whether the tarts taste as good as it looks, my eyes signal waiting motor neuron with an automatic command to gesticulate my left hand and seize a piece of the tart to be held gently between the index finger and the thumb.

 

Wait!

Yes, reading improves imagination and you may think the piece of tart is already in my mouth. Stop here for a moment!

 

Around eye level, that piece of Martin Theseira’s tart went through a visual-tactile characteristics profiling for color and friability. Its sturdy contours…

 

Unforceful incisors cut the crispy and crunchy crust with a slow-mo and wedges through the inner fluffiness giving each bite so delicious. And there was no broken up pieces dropping on the table with my experiences on certain biscuits. I have only bite on the baked dough on the edges of the tart.

 

Grinding the baked pineapple paste between the tongue and the palate is a must to determine if a pineapple tart is well done.

 

The taste of bromelain is undamaged in the balanced seasoning of the pineapple paste furthered proven by the heat of baking.

 

Pineapples is considered a symbol of hospitality, welcome and good luck and when baked as tarts its radiant golden crown of the pineapple paste sits on crispy fluffy tender plate-like dough is auspicious to all new beginnings.

 

What more when I got these tarts on Kissing Lane!

 

TARTS SPECIFICATIONS

Outer diameter 45mm

Crust thick 5mm

Paste thick 10mm

Paste diameter 18mm

Weight 16g

 

Meaning

Bromelain – an enzyme in pineapple

Friability – easily crumbled or broken up

Sturdy – strongly and solidly baked

(Note: Kissing Lane is a lane within Praya Lane)

 

WANT AT TASTE OF MARTIN THESEIRA’s PINEAPPLE TARTS? GET HOLD OF HIM at 017 212 6783

WATCH A VIDEO https://youtube.com/shorts/98i-QOVJrQU?si=JNZu_7q8ZbYAlRFa

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